Category: Fiction
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No Exit Christmas Special:
Locked in a suffocating room, a Jacksonian, a Neocon, and a Techno-Libertarian stew in a surreal cacophony of complaints, each convinced the others are the root of all the world’s misery. The Jacksonian, clutching a tattered American flag, howls about the “pussification” of America, blaming the Techno-Libertarian for flooding the country with “goddamn H1B visa…
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HyperRust
The highways hum like electric rivers, flowing nowhere but into themselves. Neon crosses bleed light into the night, baptizing the lost in false salvation. Beneath the rust of the boxcar lies the ghost of gold—both gone and waiting. The jukebox preaches its gospel to a congregation of empty barstools. A dollar bill folds like a…
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The Ralph’s Doctrine:
Groceries, Geopolitics, and the End of Civilization by a Drunken Lunatic with a Cart Full of Frozen Burritos Power is unequally distributed, but it’s not supposed to be this obvious. Walk into any Ralph’s supermarket at 11:45 PM on a Tuesday and you’ll see what I mean: exhausted cashiers managing checkout lines longer than a…