Nazi Salute

Ah, the Elon stans—how delightful their contradictions are! First, they deny: “It wasn’t a Nazi salute!” And yet, in the same breath, they invoke the shadow of Wernher von Braun, the man who quite literally rocketed from the swastika to the stars. Here lies the paradox of modern techno-fetishism: the absolute refusal to reconcile the roots of innovation with the ideology from which it sprouted.

This is ideology at its purest, my friends. The Elon stan does not see a salute, does not see history, only the myth of progress embodied in their techno-Messiah. Von Braun? Oh, he was just a man of his time, they say, as though the V-2 rockets were merely innocent sparks of genius, detached from the rubble of London and the forced labor camps. Likewise, the Nazi salute? Just a misunderstood gesture, like one of Musk’s awkward memes, surely nothing to overanalyze!

What is at play here is the disavowal of history: “Yes, yes, von Braun worked for the Nazis, but let’s not dwell on the unpleasant details—look at the stars!” The genius of capitalism, of course, lies in its ability to sanitize such contradictions, to commodify even the remnants of fascism. Von Braun’s rockets, once symbols of Nazi terror, become the foundation of NASA’s triumphant quest for the moon, and now, in Musk’s hands, the rockets become the ultimate fetish object: the means by which humanity will escape itself.

This is not to accuse Musk or his fans of fascism outright—no, no! The genius of ideology is subtler than that. It is to point out how the sanitized past feeds the fantasies of the future. To worship the rocket while ignoring the Reich is to embrace progress as though it were pure, apolitical, untainted by the horrors of its own genesis.

So, when the Elon stan says, “It wasn’t a Nazi salute,” they are not simply denying—it is not that they don’t know, but that they know very well, and yet they continue to act as though they don’t. This is the essence of ideology: to know and disavow simultaneously, to erase the contradictions of the past in order to dream of an unbroken, immaculate future.

In this way, the Elon stan becomes the ultimate subject of late capitalism: one who sees the cracks in the myth but chooses to believe nonetheless. Progress, rockets, Mars—these are no longer the means to an end but ends in themselves, the ultimate commodities, sold with the promise that they will liberate us from the very world we have ruined. And yet, as von Braun himself might have said, we aim for the stars, but our gaze is still firmly fixed on the ground—on the ruins we refuse to acknowledge.

It is fascinating, no? Everyone who has seriously thought about space travel knows that rockets are an antiquated concept, a primitive phallic obsession from the mid-20th century. We are not getting to Mars with these oversized fireworks, these glorified Nazi-era technologies refined only to look sleeker in a Silicon Valley PowerPoint presentation. And yet, Elon—and let us not forget his stans!—they proceed as if the memo never arrived. Or perhaps they received it but, in true ideological fashion, simply chose to ignore it.

This is ideology at work! Rockets are not a solution—they are a spectacle, a fetish object designed to obscure the fundamental impotence of the project itself. SpaceX does not represent the future of interstellar travel; it is a reenactment of the past, a repetition of the Cold War space race, but with private corporations standing in for nations. We know rockets are insufficient; we know that without new propulsion systems—nuclear, electromagnetic, or something we cannot yet imagine—we are not going anywhere beyond our celestial backyard. Yet Elon clings to the rocket, just as his fans cling to their Teslas, precisely because it allows them to dream without truly thinking.

What is important here is the narrative function of the rocket. It is not a tool; it is a symbol of progress, an object that tells us, “Yes, humanity is still capable of transcending its limits.” The question of whether it works, of whether it is the right tool for the job, is irrelevant. Like von Braun’s V-2 rockets, it serves a purpose beyond its immediate utility. For von Braun, the purpose was military domination; for Musk, it is the domination of imagination itself.

But here is the twist: the obsession with rockets is not just about Mars; it is about Earth. Musk’s promise of Mars colonization is not a genuine proposal for human survival—it is a marketing campaign for his earthly empire. The rocket is not a vehicle for exploration; it is a justification for endless extraction, for the continued destruction of this planet in the name of a hypothetical escape plan.

The Elon stan does not care if we reach Mars. The Mars colony is irrelevant. What matters is the fantasy that it represents: the fantasy of escape, of a second chance, of a new frontier where the sins of Earth can be left behind. This is why the Elon stan clings to the rocket despite its obsolescence—it is not about transportation; it is about absolution.

And so, they look at the rocket, and they see not the limitations of 20th-century technology but the limitless possibilities of the future. They do not ask, “How do we get to Mars?” but rather, “What does the rocket allow us to believe?” In this way, the rocket becomes a totem of denial, a monument to humanity’s refusal to confront its own failures. We aim for the stars, but only to avoid looking at the ground beneath our feet.

Oppenheimer vs Von Braun

In a dimly lit room, two of the most brilliant minds of the 20th century—Wernher von Braun and J. Robert Oppenheimer—face each other across a table cluttered with papers, blueprints, and half-empty coffee cups. The atmosphere is thick with tension, each man’s legacy intertwined with the other’s in ways both obvious and deeply complex.

Von Braun: “You and I, Robert, we’re architects of the future. We both know that progress requires sacrifice. We couldn’t have gotten to the Moon without a few missteps along the way. It’s the price of innovation.”

Oppenheimer: Leaning forward, eyes shadowed with a deep, moral weight. “Missteps? Is that what we’re calling them now? You speak of progress, Wernher, as if it’s a straight line. But where did that line begin for you? In Peenemünde? Under a different flag? I’ve seen what those ‘missteps’ lead to—destruction on an unimaginable scale.”

Von Braun: Brushing off the critique, his voice calm but with an underlying edge. “And yet you, of all people, would lecture me on the morality of science? You stood at the heart of it all, Robert. You built the bomb. And now you want to distance yourself from the consequences? The difference between us is that I embraced the future for what it was—neither good nor evil, just inevitable.”

Oppenheimer: A flicker of anger in his voice, the moral conflict tearing at him. “You embraced it without question, Wernher. That’s what frightens me. You saw the stars but were blind to the cost. The bomb wasn’t just a weapon—it was a turning point. It was a moment where we, as scientists, should have realized the power we wield and the responsibility that comes with it.”

Von Braun: “Responsibility? My responsibility was to the science, to pushing humanity forward. Yours was to politics, to appeasing the fears of the moment. We both made choices, Robert. I chose to look beyond today’s conflicts and see the future, while you let the weight of the world drag you into despair.”

Oppenheimer: Voice low, almost whispering, haunted by the past. “And yet, I fear the future you envision. You see rockets soaring to new worlds, but I see them raining down destruction. What good is reaching the stars if we lose our humanity in the process? The bomb changed me, Wernher. It made me realize that some lines shouldn’t be crossed, that some knowledge comes with a price too high to pay.”

Von Braun: Standing up, eyes cold and determined. “Then perhaps that’s where we differ most. I see no lines, no barriers to what we can achieve. History will judge us, Robert, but it won’t stop for your conscience. The future is coming whether we like it or not. The question is, will we lead it or be crushed under its weight?”

Oppenheimer: Rising slowly, a somber resignation in his voice. “Perhaps. But history also has a way of turning ambition into hubris. I just hope that in your race to the stars, you don’t forget the ground you stand on—the world you leave behind. We built wonders, Wernher, but at what cost? The future may remember us as pioneers, but it should never

As von Braun reaches for the door, Oppenheimer’s voice cuts through the silence, sharp and probing.

Oppenheimer: “Wernher, one question before you go. What would you have done if your first country had won?”

Von Braun freezes, his hand on the doorknob. For a moment, he doesn’t turn around, as if weighing the gravity of the question. When he finally faces Oppenheimer, his expression is guarded, the usual confidence giving way to something more conflicted.

Von Braun: Slowly, carefully choosing his words. “You ask a question that has no easy answer, Robert. I was driven by my passion for rocketry, for exploration. But I’m not naive. I knew what those rockets were used for, who they were aimed at. If Germany had won…”

He pauses, looking down at the floor as if searching for the right words, or perhaps the truth he’s reluctant to face.

Von Braun: Continuing, quieter now. “If Germany had won, I would have continued to build rockets. But what they would have been used for—that’s a question I don’t know if I want to answer. It’s not about the country or the cause, Robert. It’s about the science, the progress. That’s what I told myself then. That’s what I tell myself now.”

Oppenheimer: Leaning forward, his voice intense. “But is that enough? To hide behind the veil of progress, ignoring the consequences? Would you have looked the other way if those rockets had brought devastation on a global scale, under a different flag? Would you still have justified it as inevitable, as just another step toward the stars?”

Von Braun’s face hardens, the internal conflict clear in his eyes.

Von Braun: With a touch of defensiveness. “I chose to focus on what could be, not what was. Yes, if Germany had won, I would have continued my work. But I would have tried to steer it toward exploration, toward something greater than war. I like to believe that in the end, the pursuit of knowledge would have outweighed the pursuit of power.”

Oppenheimer: Softly, almost mournfully. “But knowledge and power are not so easily separated, Wernher. They never have been.”

The two men stand in silence, the weight of history pressing down on them. Finally, von Braun turns back to the door, his voice barely above a whisper as he leaves.

Von Braun: “We all made our choices, Robert. We all live with them.”

And with that, he exits, leaving Oppenheimer alone to contemplate the uncertain and perilous path they both helped to forge.

Elon’s Reverse Von Braun

Elon Musk is a living prototype of the reverse Von Braun, a man who started with rockets and electric cars and ended up in the ideological trenches, slowly backpedaling into the past like a man moonwalking into a burning building.

Von Braun had the good sense to launder himself through history’s acceptable filters. He started as an enthusiastic Nazi, built Hitler’s death machines, and then—when things got dicey—rebranded as the benign wizard of the space age, the kindly explainer of Tomorrowland. He didn’t change, per se. The world just adjusted around him, erasing his unsavory bits like a bad edit in a propaganda reel.

Musk, though, is running this in reverse. He begins as the beloved rocket man, a real-life Tony Stark, the guy who sells utopia by the tweet, a man so flush with government subsidies he can reinvent free enterprise in his own image. And yet, somehow, inexorably, he’s working his way backward, shedding goodwill like a heat shield on reentry. He’s got the chaotic hubris of a mid-century fascist technocrat, but without the tight uniforms or the sense of doomed grandeur. Instead, he’s out there arguing with anime avatars about race science at 3 AM, mistaking engagement metrics for destiny.

Does he complete the loop? Does he go full Von Braun in reverse—first the PR fiascos, then the political extremism, and finally, the outright state-sponsored villainy? Maybe. But history has a cruel sense of humor. Because in the end, Von Braun got to be the grandfather of the Moon landing. Musk, if he keeps up his trajectory, is far more likely to be the grandfather of an NFT-based Panzer division, or worse—a grimly ironic footnote in a Wikipedia article about the collapse of Tesla’s last functional gigafactory.