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UAPs Jobs Program

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The spooks at Langley, adrift in a sea of conspiracies of their own making, flail about like demented cuttlefish, spewing ink – nay, official statements! – to obscure the truth they themselves birthed. A truth as slick and squirming as a fresh-peeled Scientology engram.

These suits, shuffling through the halls of the Pentagon, their polyester blending with the omnipresent beige, are caught in a paradox more twisted than a Möbius strip fashioned from microfilm. Debunk they must, for the public eye is a fickle beast, easily spooked by the whiff of the unknown. Yet, debunking only serves to fan the flames of paranoia, a wildfire that races through the tinderbox of internet forums, leaving a trail of scorched logic and melted skepticism in its wake.

So why this tangled mess of control freaks with short haircuts and minds like filing cabinets gone feral, pump out this UAP hooey like a malfunctioning disinformation dispenser? It’s a word salad of sightings and sensor glitches, a bureaucratic buffet designed to keep the sheep mesmerized.

Why this charade, this cosmic kabuki? Because the truth, man, the truth is a roach motel – check in is easy, but checking out? Fugeddaboutit. They dangle these UAPs like a juicy steak in front of a starving hound, all the while knowing the meat’s rotten. It’s a control mechanism, see? A way to keep the rubes gawking at the fabricated skies while the real deal slithers in the shadows.

It’s a self-licking lollipop, this psyop game. A ouroboros of misinformation, where the tail of denial devours the head of disclosure. But fear not, for this absurdity is the engine that keeps the bureaucratic machine humming. Reports must be filed, investigations staged, press conferences delivered in monotone voices that could lull a choir of cicadas to sleep.

But hey, who are we to complain? This whole charade, this cosmic confusion – it’s a jobs program, baby. A full employment racket for the agents, the analysts, the debunkers of their own damn deceptions. Paper mills running hot, churning out reports thicker than a bowl of alphabet soup on a bad acid trip. The military-industrial complex on a sugar rush, high on obfuscation and misinformation. So light up a cigarette, man, take another drag, and watch the bureaucratic ballet unfold. It’s a goddamn circus out there, and the clowns are running the show.

Yes, it’s a jobs program, alright. A monstrous, lumbering beast that feeds on obfuscation and thrives on the very mystery it seeks to extinguish. Each press release a cog, each investigation a gear, grinding out the gears of governmental inertia.Full employment, you say? More like full psychosis, a collective descent into the rabbit hole of national security whispers, where the only escape is a deeper dive into the looking glass of classified documents.

So, the next time you see a grainy video of a blurry something dancing in the sky, remember – it’s not just a UFO, it’s a monument to the bureaucratic labyrinth, a testament to the futility of trying to control the uncontrollable. 

95% UFO

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Science? A meat grinder, man. Feeds in observations, spits out explanations neat and tidy. No room for the hairy margins,the psychic static that whispers of things beyond the goddamn control panel.  UFOs? Aliens waltzing in with their flying bathtubs? Not part of the equation, see. Too messy, too damn inconvenient. Belongs in the spook show, with trenchcoats and fedoras instead of lab coats.

They show up on radar, yeah, but that’s just the surface noise. The real action’s happening on the psychic switchboard, scrambled signals from beyond the meat curtain. That’s where the spooks come in, the boys who play chess with blindfolds, gotta sniff out truth through the bullshit fog.

Science? Deals in percentages, a nice clean 95% and they’re high-fivin’ each other in the lab. In the spook biz, 95% is chum in the water. Keeps the marks distracted while the real game’s played out of sight. 

Intelligence, that’s a different animal. Here, truth ain’t a neatly packaged lab report. It’s a whisper in a Tangier alley, a flickering image on a grainy photograph. You, the spook, you wade through the muck, the disinformation, the layers of bullshit thicker than a junkie’s arm. Ninety-five percent? That’s chump change, Burroughs. The easy hustle. The real game’s in that last five, the goddamn heart of the maze. Like Hitler, fat and smug with his Normandy intel. Wrong five percent, see? Led him straight to the goddamn abattoir.

Who’s running the circus, that’s the question. Entities with a taste for the absurd, twisting reality like a funhouse mirror? They’ve built a labyrinth of dead ends and misinformation, a Droste effect of lies reflecting on lies. Data? Science’s crutch. Here, you gotta follow the hunches, the whispers on the psychic switchboard. Logic gets you lost in the hall of mirrors. You gotta feel your way through the static, like a junkie chasing the dragon’s tail. Maybe you never reach the truth, just deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole. But hey, at least the ride’

These UFO jokers, if they’re real, they’re playing a long con. A hall of mirrors with a million exits, each one leading deeper into the rabbit hole. Data? Forget data. That’s the bait, the shiny trinket to distract the rubes. You gotta follow the vibes, man, the unspoken dread that crawls up your spine when you see one of those goddamn ships. That’s where the truth is hiding, not in some lab report with charts and graphs. It’s a gut feeling, a cold sweat in the dead of night. That’s where the real hunt begins.