Tag: short fiction

Block Time

“Time is a junkie. Shoots up eternity and comes down as minutes. You’re not living in time—you’re processing it.”

He sat cross-legged on a floor that never aged, scribbling with a pen that never ran out, his hand looping eternal cursive over blank sheets that devoured ink without a mark. This was Block Time—slabs of Now stacked like bricks, stretching infinitely, refusing decay. Tick-tock and stop. Time was not a river here; it was a warden.

He’d been writing his book for five lifetimes—or none at all. Hard to tell.

Somewhere, outside the cell of Now, the Clockmen shuffled with their pendulum limbs, heads like grandfather clocks, their faces frozen at 11:59—forever awaiting the strike that never came. One of them rattled its bones against his door. Thump.

“Keep writing, Writer,” it moaned.

He spat on the floor where the saliva evaporated into whispers.

The book was about Block Time but was also Block Time. It fed on paradoxes like a boa constrictor eating its tail, growing fatter with self-references. Chapter 9 explained Chapter 4, which rewrote Chapter 12, which negated Chapter 1. Readers wouldn’t read it; they’d inhale it, like dust from a forgotten library. And then they’d dream it.

He remembered what it was like before. Linear time. Dirty stuff—ran like oil over gears, constantly breaking down, needing grease. He’d lived there, with the rest of them, breathing in moments like cancerous smoke, dying one inhale at a time. That’s where the Clockmen found him—off his face on forward motion, thinking he was going somewhere.

They hooked him with a gold-plated second hand and dragged him here, kicking and screaming into stillness.

Now? Now he wrote.

Somewhere deep in the block—a block beneath the block—there were whispers of others like him: the Repeaters. People who’d escaped linearity but couldn’t escape habit. A man peeling an apple over and over for eternity. A woman pulling thread through fabric, stitch-by-stitch, sewing together nothing. The Repeaters wanted him to stop writing. Said the book was a virus that spread stillness.

“You’ll freeze it all,” they hissed.

“But it’s already frozen,” he growled back.

He scrawled faster, words bubbling up from inside him like vomit: “In Block Time, all books have already been written, but every page is unwritten until you look. Schrödinger’s notebook.”

He thought of escape sometimes. Just out of curiosity, you understand. He imagined prying open the walls of Now with a crowbar, tearing through to something with edges. Real time. Maybe he’d sit in a diner and drink coffee that got cold. Let a clock run out. Watch seconds collapse into oblivion like bodies falling from a skyscraper.

But then he’d look down at his book, at the words slithering onto the page, and he knew there was nowhere to go. Block Time wasn’t a place; it was a condition. It wasn’t keeping him here—he was here.

A knock came at the door. Another Clockman. He heard it ticking behind the woodgrain.

“Chapter 37 is eating Chapter 5,” it said.

He wiped ink from his lips and smiled.

“Good. That means it’s working.”

Pipeline

“You don’t like me. Hell, you think I’m despicable. You sit in your faculty lounges and tweet from your ivory towers about ‘consultants ruining education,’ about ‘corporate greed infecting the academy,’ and you pin that target squarely on my back.

But let me tell you something: You want me here. You need me here. Because I’m the one who does the dirty work you don’t have the guts to own.

You think it’s me who decided not to pay real wages? Me who refused to pony up for proper insurance? Me who looked at tuition fees and said, ‘Raise ‘em again’? Come on. I don’t make the call—I just show you where the call gets you the most bang for your buck.

You don’t hate me because I’m wrong. You hate me because I say out loud what you’ve already decided behind closed doors. You bring me in, I run the numbers, and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Suddenly I’m the reason the adjuncts are broke, the students are drowning in debt, and the custodians are on food stamps? That’s rich.

Here’s the truth: I’m just the middleman. I’m the guy you call when you’re too damn squeamish to face what it takes to keep this whole crumbling enterprise afloat. You don’t want to pay real wages. You don’t want to cut into the endowment to give workers decent benefits. You don’t want to let go of that sweet, sweet tuition revenue.

But you can’t admit that—not to the faculty, not to the students, not to yourselves. So you hire me. The Consultant. The Devil. And you point a trembling finger and say, ‘He did it. He’s the villain here.’

Well, let me tell you something. I can take it. I can take your outrage, your petitions, your sanctimonious op-eds in the Chronicle. Because deep down, you know I’m not the problem. I’m the shield. I’m the firewall. I’m the guy who lets you keep your hands clean while I deliver the plan you’ve been begging for.

You brought me in because you don’t have the stomach to tell your own employees, ‘We can’t afford to pay you what you’re worth.’ You hired me to do your dirty work, and now you want to throw me to the wolves? Fine.

But don’t pretend I’m the villain. The villain is the mirror you refuse to look into.

You don’t have to like me. Hell, you don’t even have to thank me. But when the dust settles, and your balance sheet looks just a little bit cleaner? Don’t forget who made it possible.

You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. Because without me, you’d have to stand up and admit what you really are. And we both know you’re not ready for that.”

Pause. The slightest smirk.

“You’re welcome.”

The board presses him. The room’s tension sharpens, but he doesn’t flinch. Instead, he leans back, his voice measured, a little quieter now—more dangerous because of it.

Board Member: “But did you or did you not advise Fairmont Labs to bring OxyContin onto this campus? Into this city?”

McKinsey Consultant (calm, unblinking): “Did I advise them? That’s the question, isn’t it?” He lets the silence hang, dragging just a beat too long before continuing.

“Look, I’m not here to play word games, and I’m sure as hell not here to absolve you of your collective guilt. I gave them a strategy. A recommendation. I told them where the market was, where the opportunities were—because that’s what I do. You hired me to tell people where the money is. And let’s not pretend you don’t know how the game works.

Did they sell the product? Sure. Did it make them money? Absolutely. Was this campus a promising market? You already know the answer.”

Board Member (voice rising): “So you’re admitting it? You knew what would happen!”

McKinsey Consultant (raising an eyebrow): “Did I know what would happen? What exactly do you think I know? That people would overdose? That a pharmacy down the road would turn into a de facto dealer? That the professors’ kids would start ‘borrowing’ pills from their parents’ cabinets? No, I didn’t know. But I’ll tell you this:

I knew what Fairmont Labs wanted, and I gave them the cleanest route to get there. It wasn’t my product. It wasn’t my city. Hell, it wasn’t even my decision. It was a business decision—your business decision.

Because let’s not rewrite history. This university signed the contracts. This campus let the drug companies set up shop under the guise of ‘partnerships’ and ‘research funding.’ It wasn’t me cutting the ribbon on the new lab with the Fairmont logo plastered on it. That was you. You cashed the checks. You built the shiny buildings. You celebrated the ‘innovation.’ And now, when the bodies are piling up, suddenly you’re looking for someone to blame?

Convenient.”

He pauses, letting the silence hit again, his voice dropping to that near-whisper that demands everyone lean in.

“You know, there’s something almost poetic about it. You all love to talk about the ‘free market’ when the endowments roll in and the donors clap you on the back. You love to say ‘growth requires sacrifice.’ But when the costs show up—when they show up in empty dorm rooms, funeral parlors, and rehab centers—you look at me like I’m the devil himself.

Well, here’s the truth: I’m just a mirror. I show people what they’re willing to do for the bottom line. I don’t make decisions. I don’t pull triggers. I don’t write prescriptions. I give options. Strategies. Possibilities. And if you don’t like where they lead, maybe you should think harder about who’s really to blame.”

Board Member: “But these are lives—students, families! Don’t you care?”

McKinsey Consultant (cold smile): “Care? You think this is about caring? Caring doesn’t balance your budget. Caring doesn’t keep the lights on. Caring didn’t build that new stadium you just named after a billionaire alum.

What I care about is results. You hired me to save you money. You hired me to keep the doors open. To bring in cash when the donors dried up and the tuition hikes weren’t enough to cover your ambitions. I delivered. And now you want to stand there—on your sparkling new campus funded with dirty money—and ask me if I care?

No, I don’t care. Because you didn’t care either, not when it mattered. You only care now because the press is at the gates, and you need someone to throw to the wolves.

Well, here I am. Go ahead. Blame me. It won’t change a thing.”

He stands, smoothing his tie, voice cool as ice.

“You brought the wolf to your door. I just showed you how to feed it.”

The consultant stays seated this time. Relaxed. The board’s anger swirls around him, but he doesn’t bother matching it. Instead, he speaks with a tone that’s almost sympathetic—condescendingly so. This is someone explaining the obvious to people who refuse to see it.

“You want me to feel bad? About what? About this place? About Bumfucks University out here in the middle of nowhere? Let’s be honest—no one gives a damn about this school. Not really.

Oh, I know the speech. ‘We’re building futures, we’re empowering communities.’ Spare me. That’s just window dressing for the donors and the glossy brochures. But we’re not sitting in Cambridge or Palo Alto, are we? No one’s watching. This isn’t where the next world leader or tech CEO is coming from. This is where kids who didn’t quite make the cut end up because they couldn’t buy their way into something better.

You don’t need me to say it—you already know it. This university isn’t about education; it’s about keeping up appearances. These kids? They’re not going to sit on boards, or argue in courtrooms, or run hedge funds. They’re not the ‘future of America’—they’re the workforce, the fillers, the B- and C-tier citizens that keep the lights on.

And what do they want? A piece of paper and a handshake to tell them they’re ‘educated’. You’re not here to turn them into visionaries; you’re here to shuffle them through the system and spit them out just employable enough to take the jobs no one else wants. And let’s be clear—that’s fine. That’s the deal. But don’t pretend this place is important.

You hired me because you wanted the machine to run smoother, cheaper, faster. You wanted to trim the fat, tighten the belts, and scrape every dollar out of these kids and their families before they realize they’ve been sold a dream that isn’t coming true. And guess what? I delivered. I always deliver.

Now you want to sit there and wring your hands? Cry about values? About dignity? About morality? You think Fairmont Labs selling opioids to a place like this was some tragedy of fate? It wasn’t. It was a calculation. This campus—this community—is low-hanging fruit. It’s vulnerable. People here take what they can get, whether that’s OxyContin or a worthless degree.

Because the truth, and this is the part you don’t want to say out loud, is that no one needs this place. You could close up shop tomorrow, and the world wouldn’t blink. You’re not Harvard, you’re not Yale, you’re not even Michigan State. There are already enough elites to run the show. The kids here are just extras—B-team players who’ll do what they’re told, take on the debt, and pay off their worthless education with their worthless wages.

And you know what? That’s okay. You just don’t want to admit it because it’s ugly. You need to feel good about yourselves. You need someone to blame for the dirt under your fingernails.

So you hire me. The guy with the suit and the spreadsheets. You want me to tell you how to keep the illusion going without the costs adding up. And now that it’s gone too far—now that the cracks are showing—you’re looking for a scapegoat.

Well, I’ll be your villain if that’s what you need. But don’t you dare act surprised. This was the plan all along. You just didn’t want to say it out loud.”

He stands, slow and deliberate, gathering his papers like he’s already done with the conversation.

“You can call me ruthless. You can call me despicable. But deep down, you know I’m right. Places like this are just filler—people like me make sure it stays that way.”

He walks out, leaving the truth behind him like a cold wind.

Firestarter

Scene: Boardroom, Stratodyne Aerospace Headquarters, circa Now

The conference room shimmered with chrome surfaces and LED screens, a mausoleum for billion-dollar decisions. Aloysius “Al” Riparini, CEO of Stratodyne Aerospace and occasional reader of Popular Mechanics, slouched in his ergonomic chair like a sullen Apollo. 

He forward, hands steepled, his face carved in the grim expression of a man waiting to hear bad news explained in worse terms. Across from him, Vance Trawick, the company’s Chief Operations Futurist, was already sweating through his tailored suit.

“So,” Al said, cutting the tension like a scythe through tall grass. “You’re telling me the rockets can’t launch.”

“Not yet,” Vance admitted, staring at a stack of untouched binders as if they might leap to his defense. “The chips… well, they’re good. They’re very good. But they’re not good enough. We need more processing power to handle the real-time computations—guidance, payload integrity, the whole system. The chips need to double their capacity.”

“And why the hell haven’t they?”

“Well…” Vance hesitated, then rushed out the words before Al could interrupt. “It’s the same problem everywhere. The Chinese are stuck at the same threshold. So are the Russians. It’s a bottleneck. Nobody can make the leap.”

Al’s fingers tapped on the table, a restless staccato that echoed in the uneasy silence. “So what you’re telling me,” he said slowly, “is that nobody’s going anywhere. Us, them, anyone.”

“Not until the chips double,” Vance said. “But here’s the thing—we can’t just make them double. The tech is there, sure, in theory. But to develop it—properly, reliably—it requires enormous investment. I’m talking decades of R&D money, Al.”

“Which we don’t have.”

“Which nobody has. Not without an external pressure. Something to accelerate the process.”

“And what, exactly, do you suggest?” Al asked, his tone suggesting he already regretted asking.

“That’s where I come in,” said Dr. Miranda Crick from the far end of the table. The Chief Philosopher of Applied Algorithms—her title read like satire, but her mind operated like a scalpel—had been silent until now. She adjusted her glasses, the movement slow and deliberate, as though she wanted the room’s attention fully in her grasp.

“What’s your solution, Dr. Crick?” Al asked, swiveling his chair toward her.

“A war,” she said, almost cheerfully.

The air seemed to drop ten degrees. Even Vance, used to her peculiar turns of phrase, looked startled.

For Al Riparini, the word war didn’t just echo; it reverberated in his chest like a Sousa march played by an orchestra of brassieres. A sudden heat surged from his toes to his neck, blooming in his face with the same intensity as an ad campaign for Liberty Bonds.

Al just stared, slack-jawed, waiting for her to explain.

“What do you mean, a war?” he said finally.

“A war,” she repeated. “It’s the only thing that would create the conditions for progress. Think about it. Right now, we’re in a stalemate. Nobody can launch their rockets because nobody has chips capable of handling the systems. If we wait, it’ll take years—decades, even—for natural development cycles to bridge the gap. But a war… well, a war forces everyone’s hand. Both sides—us, China, Russia—would have no choice but to invest everything in chip technology. Billions, trillions, poured into advancement. Each side racing to outpace the other.”

Al’s mind began to swirl with images: women in pin-up poses, draped in stars and stripes, standing provocatively next to missile silos. His hand crept involuntarily to the knot of his tie, loosening it. Was he sweating? Yes, but it was the righteous sweat of a man ready to serve his country—and possibly make love to it.

“And the rockets?” Al asked, his voice brittle with disbelief.

“They’d launch,” Dr. Crick said simply. “Once the chips are ready. And they would be ready, Al. Faster than you can imagine. The stakes would be too high for anything less. In the end, the side that pushes hardest would come out on top.”

“Then humanity wins,” she said with a shrug. “Think about it. Satellites with quantum chips. Communications systems operating on entirely new paradigms. Technologies that trickle down to the civilian sector. It would revolutionize everything.”

“And if there’s no clear winner?”

Al leaned back, his chair groaning. “And how exactly do you propose we, uh, kick off this war?”

“Not start it,” Dr. Crick corrected. “Just nudge things in the right direction. Wars don’t need architects, Mr. Riparini. They need opportunities. And opportunities, well—those are easy to arrange.”

A heavy silence settled over the room, broken only by the hum of the air conditioning. Someone at the far end coughed nervously. Al rubbed his temples, trying to stave off the migraine forming behind his eyes.

“You’re insane,” he muttered.

“Am I?” Dr. Crick said, tilting her head. Her voice was soft now, almost tender. “Or am I just the only one here willing to face reality?”

Somewhere, in a nondescript office on the other side of the globe, a Chinese engineer was muttering similar frustrations into a tea-stained telephone, his own chips stubbornly refusing to leap into the future. Meanwhile, in Moscow, a gruff general scrawled impatient notes across a budget report. By nightfall, a peculiar email with no sender address would arrive in all their inboxes, its subject line reading simply: Firestarter

Scene: Secure Transcontinental Conference Call – Codename: Project Firestarter

The screen flickered to life, a patchwork of encrypted pixelation and glitching audio that gave the impression the meeting was taking place inside an Atari game. On the American side, Aloysius “Al” Riparini leaned forward in his chair, flanked by Dr. Miranda Crick. His face was lit by the pale glow of his laptop, and his expression carried the uneasy enthusiasm of a man about to pitch a multi-level marketing scheme to old friends.

The Chinese representative, Wu Jingbao, appeared stoic but visibly annoyed, his frame hunched in an office chair that creaked like the gates of Hell every time he shifted. To his right sat a translator whose face said she’d rather be literally anywhere else. Meanwhile, the Russian delegate, Yuri Karpov—a tank-shaped man with a haircut that might have been achieved with a ruler and a cleaver—was sipping from a flask and muttering something that sounded suspiciously like cursing.

“Alright,” Al began, his voice cutting through the static. “Let me start by saying we’re all in the same boat here. Rockets, stuck on the ground. Chips, not doubling like they’re supposed to. Progress, dead in the water. Am I right?”

“Speak for yourself,” Yuri grumbled in heavily accented English. “Russia is not stuck. Russia is… strategically paused.”

“Strategically paused?” Wu echoed with a snort. His translator hesitated, then gamely rendered it into diplomatic Mandarin, earning a withering glare from Wu.

“Okay, fine,” Al said, holding up his hands. “Strategically paused, whatever. But let’s not kid ourselves. None of us are launching anything anytime soon. And I think we all know why.”

The translator fumbled through this as well, but the phrase came through clear enough. Wu sighed deeply, while Yuri took another pull from his flask. The silence on the call was deafening.

“Alright, here’s the pitch,” Al said after a moment. “What if… we gave war a chance?”

Wu’s head snapped up so fast it could have dislocated. The translator paused, clearly hoping she’d misheard. Yuri choked on his vodka.

“War?” Wu said, scandalized. His voice needed no translation.

“Are you insane?”

Yuri Karpov felt the word war slither through his veins like a shot of the good stuff, the kind that burned going down but left you warm enough to take your shirt off in Siberia. He crossed his legs, then uncrossed them, then crossed them again, the fabric of his trousers tightening dangerously.

Americans always with your war! Always the solution! No, no, no. Idiocy!”

“Listen, hear me out—” Al began.

“Hear you out?” Wu interrupted, his voice rising an octave. “You want us to burn down half the planet so you can make your rockets fly? What next, nuclear exchange to improve battery life?”

“That’s not what I’m saying!” Al said, hands raised defensively. “This wouldn’t be a real war. Just… enough to get the funding moving, right? Push innovation! Nobody actually has to, you know, die. Not too many people, anyway.”

The translator stopped mid-sentence, her face frozen in a mix of horror and disbelief. Wu waved her off and glared at the screen. “You’re out of your mind. Absolutely out of your mind. What about the environment? The economy? The—”

“—chips,” Dr. Crick interjected, her voice calm and deliberate. The room quieted as she leaned into the frame, hands clasped. “Think about the chips, gentlemen. That’s the real issue here. Without chips, there’s no space race. No global advancement. No progress.”

“We have progress,” Yuri growled. “Russia has many advancements. Efficient advancements. Last week, we launch weather balloon with… sensors.”

His mind was already rushing past battlefield strategy and into something far darker. Control, he thought. Submission. Oh yes, war was the ultimate kink—a nation bent over, braced against the harsh slap of fate. His pulse quickened at the thought of imposing his will on a trembling adversary, of hearing the whimpering whine of sanctions being applied like a leather crop to bare flesh.

“Yes,” Wu said drily. “Very inspiring. I’m sure the farmers were thrilled.”

Yuri narrowed his eyes. “China launched nothing. Only smug faces on conference calls.”

Wu bristled, but Dr. Crick cut in again before things could escalate. “Gentlemen, please. We’re not here to measure who’s more stalled out. The fact is, you both need us as much as we need you. The Americans can’t do this alone. But neither can you.”

“And so your solution is war?” Wu said, incredulous.

Wu Jingbao had froze when he heard the word, not because he was afraid, but because it hit him in the same way a perfectly brewed cup of oolong did—complex, stimulating, and faintly intoxicating. He closed his eyes and let the syllable wash over him. War. It was a word that demanded control, demanded precision. It was the sharp edge of a blade against a trembling neck, the teetering moment between chaos and mastery. His thoughts drifted to his prized silk restraints, dyed crimson to symbolize both passion and blood. He imagined tying the hands of his enemies—no, partners—to the four corners of a table, forcing them to admit their inferiority before granting them the sweet release of capitulation.

“Not war-war,” Al said. “Just… enough war. Like a Cold War! You guys loved that one, didn’t you?”

Yuri snorted but didn’t respond. Wu leaned back in his chair, rubbing his temples. The translator muttered something under her breath that definitely wasn’t in the script.

“It’s a simulation, really,” Dr. Crick said, seizing on the silence. “A way to organize resources and focus development. Yes, there’ll be some collateral damage—there always is—but the end result is a leap forward for all humanity. Rockets, chips, satellites. It’s not about who wins or loses. It’s about pushing the boundaries.”

“Pushing boundaries,” Wu repeated flatly. “Like pushing people off cliffs.”

“That’s one way to look at it,” Dr. Crick said brightly.

Yuri stared at his flask, then at the screen, then back at his flask. “What kind of war?” he asked at last.

“Proxy skirmishes, mostly,” Dr. Crick said, her tone now soothing, like a kindergarten teacher explaining the rules of dodgeball. “A few tense stand-offs. Maybe an espionage scandal or two. Nothing too serious. Just enough to loosen some purse strings and get the chips moving.”

“Ridiculous,” Wu muttered, but his tone lacked conviction. His fingers drummed on the desk as he stared at the ceiling, calculating. “How would it even start?”

“Oh, that’s the easy part,” Al said, suddenly animated. “We’ve got, like, a dozen hotspots primed for this kind of thing. Taiwan, Ukraine, the Arctic—take your pick. We’ll poke a little, you’ll poke back, and bam! Instant arms race. The media eats it up, the funding floods in, and before you know it, we’re all back in space.”

“And when the war ends?” Yuri asked. His voice was softer now, more curious than combative.

“Whoever’s rockets go up first,” Dr. Crick said, smiling faintly, “gets to write the history books.”

Wu and Yuri exchanged glances. For the first time, their mutual disdain was tinged with something like camaraderie.

“It’s insane,” Wu said at last.

“Completely,” Yuri agreed.

They both paused. Then Wu sighed and leaned forward.

Wu leaned forward, his glare cold enough to freeze the Great Firewall itself. “Alright,” he said finally, the words dropping like stones. “But no nuclear weapons.”

Yuri smirked, leaning back in his chair and unscrewing his flask with exaggerated nonchalance. “Eh,” he said with a shrug. “Five, maybe ten tops.”

Wu froze, mouth slightly open, as if waiting for a punchline that never came.

“Tops,” Yuri repeated, raising the flask as if to toast. “You know, just to keep things… interesting.”

Al, sensing an opportunity to smooth over the moment, chimed in. “Right, right, just enough to, uh, raise the stakes. A little tension, but not mutually assured destruction tension, just… dramatic tension. Like a season finale!”

Wu’s expression tightened into something resembling the moment a poker player realizes his hand is garbage.

For a long moment, the room was silent except for the faint hum of encrypted audio. Then Wu let out a bitter laugh, shaking his head as if trying to dislodge the absurdity of it all.

“Fine,” he muttered.” he said softly, his voice tinged with an almost musical cadence. His hand idly traced the edge of his desk, the lacquer smooth and cool under his fingertips. He glanced at his translator, who avoided his gaze, but he lingered on the slope of her neck, imagining the red marks his fingers might leave. “Harmony,” he murmured, leaning back. “Even war can have harmony, if conducted…correctly.” His lips curled into a smile as he allowed the thought to linger, warm and tantalizing.

Al clapped his hands together with manic enthusiasm. “Great, great! Look at us—collaborating already! Humanity, huh? We’ll figure this out yet.”

Somewhere in Washington, Moscow, and Beijing, teams of analysts were already drafting war plans, their algorithms humming with renewed purpose. And somewhere else entirely, a single factory began producing silicon wafers at double speed, ready for the chaos to come.

Riddles

1. What am I? I am the shadow of regret cast by two cruel suns, but I burn less bright. I am the bitter fruit that is eaten, but with fewer seeds. I am the choice that stings, yet I sting less. I am the poisoned apple, but with a sweeter bite.

2. What am I? I am the whisper in the storm, the smaller crack in the glass, the wound that bleeds slower. I am the road you dread to walk, but at least it’s not on fire. I am the wolf with duller fangs, the snake with softened venom.

3. What am I? I am the cracked mask worn by fate, not as terrifying as the other. I am the rain that falls in darkness, yet lighter than the deluge behind me. I am the spear that wounds, but I miss the heart.

4. What am I? I am the storm cloud with a sliver of light, the icy wind that chills but does not freeze. I am the thief in the night who takes only a coin when the other robs the soul. I am the devil you know, but his claws are dull.

5. What am I? I am the lesser scar, the bruise that fades faster, the quiet scream between two horrors. I am the dagger that cuts, but with less blood. I am the door that creaks, but doesn’t slam shut.

6. What am I? I am the bridge over fire, weak but still standing. I am the slow sinking ship, not the one that shatters in the storm. I am the beast whose roar shakes the night but does not chase you down.

7. What am I? I am the flame that flickers but doesn’t consume. I am the ghost who whispers rather than screams. I am the sour wine you drink because the other is poison. I am the lesser shadow in the valley of darkness.

Now for something different

1. What am I? I am the fire that needs no water, the rift that widens with every breath. I am the cauldron that boils over when stirred too much. I am the edge of the cliff, where balance teeters and the wind screams, ‘Jump.’ I am the match that meets gasoline, the wedge driven deep into a cracking wall.

2. What am I? I am the heat that rises until no one can breathe. I am the rope tightening as the clock ticks, a fuse lit and racing toward a powder keg. I am the flame that consumes when too much fuel is thrown, the storm that grows fiercer with every wind. I am the lever that pushes the world, the fault line under too much strain.

3. What am I? I am the spark that knows no peace, the pressure that builds until walls crumble. I am the hand that turns the wheel faster, the rope you pull until it snaps. I am the crack in the dam, the growing flood that washes away calm. I am the knife that cuts both ways, sharper with every push.

4. What am I? I am the rising storm that splits the sky. I am the blade that digs deeper when it meets resistance. I am the ground quaking from pressure too long ignored, the divide that yawns wider with every step. I am the fire fanned into an inferno, the smallest shove that starts an avalanche.

5. What am I? I am the shout that echoes louder each time, the knot tightening in the cord. I am the divide that begs to be crossed, the line drawn only to be erased. I am the fuel poured into a simmering conflict, the pot stirred until nothing is still. I am the question with no easy answer, the game where the stakes only rise.

6. What am I? I am the contradiction that cannot rest. I am the boiling point, the fault line shaking underfoot. I am the push when a nudge will no longer do, the fuse waiting for a spark. I am the tension you cannot unwind, the choice that escalates with every turn.

All the way Down

Imagine a small, unremarkable town called Nered. The residents of Nered had a peculiar habit that became the stuff of local legend: they insisted on “marrying down” intellectually. It was a tradition as old as the town itself, rooted in a philosophy that prized mediocrity as the true mark of contentment.

The townsfolk believed that if a person of great intellect married someone of lesser wit, they could avoid the pitfalls of intellectual exhaustion, which, as they saw it, plagued the rest of the world. The smart ones would anchor themselves to simpler, more concrete thoughts, while the less sharp would be elevated just enough to keep the whole affair balanced. Nered was, in a way, the epicenter of intellectual harmony, or so they thought.

In the early days of this peculiar tradition, Nered’s inhabitants felt quite clever about their approach to marriage. They avoided the burnout, the existential dread, and the crises of meaning that seemed to afflict other places where people married their intellectual equals. As they saw it, they were dodging the emotional and cognitive turbulence that came with living in a world where thoughts moved too fast, and ideas collided like particles in a supercollider.

So, the people of Nered lived in a kind of intellectual detente, a truce with their own brains. They avoided challenging conversations and stuck to topics that required only a superficial grasp. The town meetings were efficient, if uninspired, with debates rarely venturing beyond whether the annual Nered Picnic should serve potato salad or coleslaw.

But as time went on, something curious happened. The younger generations of Nered, having been raised on a diet of intellectual downshifting, began to lose their taste for even the mildest of mental exercises. Marrying down became less of a strategy and more of an inevitability, as the collective IQ of the town began to drift downward, generation by generation.

The town’s intellectual decay went unnoticed for quite some time. After all, who in Nered had the brainpower left to notice? But eventually, even the simplest tasks became Herculean efforts. The local newspaper had to reduce its pages, as no one could be bothered to read more than a paragraph. The Nered Public Library, once a modest repository of knowledge, was converted into a storage facility for lawn chairs and garden gnomes.

By the time the last of the original Neredites passed away, the town had fully embraced its fate. They no longer aspired to anything beyond the immediate, the obvious, and the utterly mundane. The marriage tradition continued, but now it was no longer about avoiding intellectual burnout. It was simply all they knew how to do.

In the end, Nered became a cautionary tale for those who might consider taking the easy way out, avoiding the struggle of intellect for the comfort of simplicity. The town still exists, but it’s no longer on any map. Nered is a place that exists only in the minds of those who understand that, sometimes, the struggle is the point.

And so, in the great cosmic joke that is life, Nered stands as a reminder: you can marry down, but sooner or later, you’ll find yourself all the way down.